TV Violence
TV violence is on the rise at a rate beyond belief.
At least that's the news the 'caster's castin' on Channel 3.
Between me and you, I’m starting to think that they're telling the truth.
Why, just yesterday my TV grew a tooth - then a full set of teeth!
It’s rarely amusing, refuses to be muted, and its views are extreme.
It lies and its violence is PG-13.
Skipping through channels, under the static, I swear I heard screams;
like a chorus of voices begging to be set free.
Oh no, now it has legs...
and it's coming for me!
I swear I hear screams ❤️🩹